Published in March 25th, 2006
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
“You aren’t so good in bed either!”, he shouted and stormed off to work.
By mid morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?”
“I was in bed.” “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting [...]
continue reading.....
Published in March 25th, 2006
A couple were celebrating their 25th anniversary at their house.
Suddenly the husband asks his wife: “dear, I love you so much, and to honor our special day I want to give you whatever you want. just name it”.
The wife thinks a little bit and then says: “Well, actually I do have this sudden urge for [...]
continue reading.....
Published in March 25th, 2006
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, “Ooh dad, there’s one.” “No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one [...]
continue reading.....
Published in March 25th, 2006
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
ELEPHINO!!!
Similar JokesAnimals Playing FootballDuring the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small…Four AnimalsA little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing
in line together that…A maharajah of IndiaThe maharajah [...]
continue reading.....
Published in March 25th, 2006
Whats better than winning gold at the parapalegic games?
Walking
Similar JokesNo similar jokes found
continue reading.....
Published in March 25th, 2006
what do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?
throw your washing in
Similar JokesMy FavouriteWhat’s White and Doesn’t fit?
A Dead Epileptic!chillywhats blue and doesn’t fit…………………….a dead epileptic!Emacs acronymsEMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift
EMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping
EMACS: Even a …Emacs acronymsMusical jokes
continue reading.....
Published in March 25th, 2006
How do you fuck a spastic?
Let his wheelchair tires down…….
Similar JokesFamous Uses of the F WordWhat the fuck was that?
The Mayor of Hiroshima
Look at all these fucking Indians
General Custer…F Word UsageFuck is such a versatile word…
Greetings: How the fuck are you!
Fraud: I got fucked by the car…The F WordThe FUCK word!
Perhaps one of the most [...]
continue reading.....
Published in March 25th, 2006
A cat falls in the water and a chicken cracks up.
What is the moral of this story?
A wet pussy makes a happy cock
Similar JokesVoracious AppetiteA Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out fr…New RoosterAn old farmer decided it was time to get a new [...]
continue reading.....
Published in March 25th, 2006
Little Suzie goes into the bathroon and her dad’s in there taking a shower. She sees his dink and says “daddy whats that?” Her dad says ” its my penis.” Suzie says “when am I going to get one?” dad says ” soon as your mother goes to work ! “
Similar JokesWhats dumb?Whats dumb? directions [...]
continue reading.....
Published in March 25th, 2006
two white south africans walking through the jungle , come across a lion licking its own arse . hey says one thats unusual isnt it ? no says the other its just eaten a nigger , its trying to get the taste out of its mouth
Similar JokesThe blonde Thanksgiving dinnerIt was the first time the [...]
continue reading.....
