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Loading ...There are 10 birds on a roof. A man shoots 3 of them off. How many are left after he shoots 3 off?
None.. because they all flew away!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH
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A mushroom walks into a bar, everyone stops what their doing, turns and stares at him. He says, “What? I’m a fun guy!”
*when read aloud “fun guy” represents “fungi”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why can’t you hear rabbits having sex?
Because they have cotton balls!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...how do make a tissue dance? you put a little boogey in it.
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Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.DisappointmentFreddie ran into the kitchen crying and cradling something in his hands. “Mommy, my turtle is dead,”…A trucker picks up a hitchhiker…A trucker picks up a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two little boy the older 8 the younger one is 5 are up stairs and the older boy goes i think were old enough to swere the older boy said you say ass and ill say hell so they go down stairs the mom asked what do you wont for breckfast the older boy said [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...what is the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup
anybody can mash potatoes
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: How come G-Unit couldn’t get on the bus?
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A: cause they didn’t have 50 cent
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...i know this one girl who’s forehead was so big, that when she dreamed it was like a friggin drive in movie.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...talk to the booty because the hands are off duty
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