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Loading ...It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher greeted the class and said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, ‘Give me liberty or give me death?’ ”
She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the reporter, keeping them in fresh tea and running [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call a guy that masturbates ten times a day? No, it’s not a joke, I really need to know so that I could put it on my resume.
Similar JokesLooks bad on resume cover letters1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.
2. I regret that I have [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.”
The priest said, “Confess your sins and be forgiven.”
The young woman said, “Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.”
The priest thought long and hard and then said, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An older couple were having a hard time making ends meet. The pension check was not getting them through the month. So the husband told his wife that it was her turn to make some money as he had carried them both for years and he was tired. She said what do you think I [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s with the gold?
A man walks into a bar and sees a pot of gold. Curious, the man asks the
bartender what is with the pot of gold.
‘Well, you see every day I give a challenge and whoever can complete the
challenge gets the pot of gold.’ ‘What’s today challenge?’ ‘You see that
donkey. You have to make [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call a gay Jewish man?
A Heblew.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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Because they don’t have balls to …CondomsA teenage boy who is a virgin is told by his long time girlfriend that they [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...New word for Sexual Intercourse…”Penistration”.
New word for Female Orgasm…”Happenis”
Similar JokesVocabulary LessonOne day a little boy went up to his father to get some help on his vocabulary homework. He had a har…Pussy or Bitch After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary. …The F WordThe FUCK word!
Perhaps [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SKY AND SKIRT?
THE SKY COVERS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.
THE SKIRT COVERS THE UNIVERSAL HOLE.
Similar JokesProblems from the startJohn got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She open…I marked the spotTwo friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One [...]
