Published in March 30th, 2006
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, “Does anyone know what this is?”
And little Johnny says, “Yes, my dad has 2 of them!”
And the teacher says, “Are you sure about that?”
And little Johnny says, “Yes, [...]
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Published in March 30th, 2006
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch [...]
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Published in March 30th, 2006
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and
began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife
asked,
“Ewwww—what’s wrong with your feet? “Your toes look all mangled and
weird. Why are your feet so gross?”
“I had Tolio as a [...]
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Published in March 30th, 2006
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
“Doctor, the hormones you’ve been giving me have really helped, but I`m afraid that you`re giving me too much. I`ve started [...]
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Published in March 30th, 2006
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar-
Cheese Sandwich: ?1.50
Chicken Sandwich: ?2.50
Hand Job: ?10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
“Yes?” she enquires with a knowing [...]
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Published in March 30th, 2006
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. At dinner that night, she does just that.
About a week later she’s back at the doctor [...]
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Published in March 30th, 2006
What is the difference between hookers and drug dealers?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
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Published in March 30th, 2006
What’s the difference between a policeman’s truncheon, and a magician’s wand?
One is for cunning stunts, the other is for … apprehending criminals.
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The dog will stop barking once…What’s The Difference…..What’s the difference between “oooo” and “ahhhhhh”?
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Published in March 30th, 2006
A little boy and a little girl go every day to play in a chicken coop. One day the little girl comes up to the little boy and says, “We can’t play in the chicken coop anymore.”
The little boy asks, “Why not?”
The little girl answers, “‘Cause I’m growing feathers.”
The little boy stares at her in [...]
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Published in March 30th, 2006
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.
The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do [...]
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