Published in March 31st, 2006
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn’t?A: A belly button between her boobs.
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
Q: Why was Tigger sticking his head in the toilet?A: He was looking for Pooh!
Similar JokesDirty Tigger!
Why is Tigger always so dirty?Because he plays with Pooh!
The Wonderful Thing About TiggersQ: Why doesn’t Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with PoohWinnie the PoohQuestion: Why does Tigger smell?Answer: You’d smell too if you played with Pooh all [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
Yo mama’s pants so tight, when she farts, it comes out of her ankles.
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Published in March 31st, 2006
You”re so gay, you could sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
WhalesTwo whales spot Japanese [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
Three men are on a plane. The first one throws a dirt-clod out of the plane. When he lands, he finds a child crying and asks him, “Why are you crying?” The child says a dirt-clod fell out of the sky and hit his dad on the head. The second man on the plane throws [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
Little gay Johnny asks Billy, “If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, “No way, that’d be embarassing”. Johnny then asks, “Wanna go camping?”
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Published in March 31st, 2006
Three men go to a church and ask to be forgiven for their sins. The priest asks the first man what he did. The man replies, “I robbed a bank. ” The 2nd man tells the priest he killed a man. The priest says that is really bad and to go drink the holy water [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
Q: How do you know you’re at a gay picnic?A: If the hotdogs have fudge on them
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Published in March 31st, 2006
Two men are sitting around drinking. One guys says to the other, “I bet I could gross you out right now” The other guy says, “No way you could gross me out, whatever you do I could top” So the first guy looks at the second guy and sticks his fingers down his throat and [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?A: Wallnuts
Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?
A: Chest nuts
Q: What do you call nuts on your chin?
A: A penis in your mouth
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The Beer Nuts are about a dollar [...]
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