Published in March 31st, 2006
Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual FavorsYour Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background
Mexicans Smell Vaguely of Jalapenos
Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sister
Your Intelligence Quota is Dubious at Best
For a Moderate Fee I Believe Your Mother Would Fellate Me
You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, “In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands.”The Marine replies, “In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!!!”
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Published in March 31st, 2006
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?A cancelled Czech!
Similar JokesAbortionWhat do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled cheque ( Czech! )Clinton Abortion BillWhitehouse aide to Clinton: “What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?”Clinto…The sickest….Q.What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg….?
A. A homesick abortion.
(I myself think [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
What do you call a masturbating cow?Beef Stroke-n-off
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Published in March 31st, 2006
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
Similar JokesWhat’s funnier than a zombie baby?What’s funnier than a zombie baby?A zombie baby in a clown suit.Whatfunnierababy hanging…What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?A: All you can eat under a buck.
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Published in March 31st, 2006
What’s funnier than a zombie baby?A zombie baby in a clown suit.
Similar JokesWhat is funnier than a zombie baby hanging…What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?Hitting it with a shovel when it comes…More Zombie Baby JokesWhy did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.How do [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
Two doctors opened an office in a small town.They put up a sign reading: “Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: “Hysterias and Posteriors.”
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.A young nurse says “Why are you doing that?”
He replies,”It died today.”
“Oh that’s terrible!”, the nurse replied
The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.
The same nurse says, “I thought it died yesterday.”
The man replies, [...]
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Published in March 31st, 2006
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
“Breast fed,” the woman replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor [...]
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