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I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult in order to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old. The tax base is lower. I want to be six again.
I want to go to McDonald’s and think it’s the best place in the world to eat. I want to [...]
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ... A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:
Mother: “What does the cow say?”
Child: “Moo!”
Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”
Child: “Meow.”
Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?”
And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied,
“Bud.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.
Little Jimmy stood up, alone.
Mrs. White said, “Jimmy, do you really think you’re stupid?”
“No,” Jimmy said. “But I didn’t want you standing up there alone.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, “My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!”
The second one said, “That’s nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!”
The third boy just smiled. “That’s nothing. My [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... The little farm boy storms out of the house, mad about being ordered to do his chores. In the barnyard, he kicks the rooster. Near the barn, he kicked a hog. In the corral, he kicked the family’s milk cow. His mother saw all this and stormed out after him.
“I saw you kick that rooster; [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t, dear,” she said. “I have [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... It was that time during the Sunday morning service for “the children’s sermon,” and all the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said to her, “That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?”
The little [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, “Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made ugly an face, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Bobby looked up and replied, “Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t [...]
