A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee in bed. He had made it all by himself and was so proud. He waited eagerly to hear her verdict on the quality of the coffee.
The grandmother had truly never in her life had such a bad cup of [...]

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 Jimmy came home from school with an F on his geography test. His mother was reviewing his work, and noticed that he had gotten one particularly easy question wrong.
“Jimmy,” she asked, “Santa Cruz is in California.”
“No, it isn’t. It doesn’t exist.”
“Of course it exists. What makes you think it’s imaginary?”
“That’s what you told me, mommy,” [...]

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 As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.
Suddenly, from the [...]

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There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded, “It’s my washcloth”. Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in [...]

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 A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy , every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you’re bouncing up and down on him”.
His mom is [...]

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 One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead with its legs up in the air. She asked, “Daddy, Daddy why is Muffles legs in the air?” Thinking quickly, her dad replied, “This way Jesus can come down and take Muffles to heaven easier.”
The next day when Susie’s [...]

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The Cat in the Blender
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Fox in Detox
Who Shat in the Hat?
Horton Hires a Ho
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Your Colon Can Moo—Can You?
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
Marvin K. Mooney, Get the &@
Are You My Proctologist?
Yentl the Lentil
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts in [...]

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 10 Summer Camps Not For Kids

Tommy Lee’s—-Camp Kickachickee
Lorena Bobbit’s—Camp Cutaweewee
Tanya Harding’s—Camp Whackaneenee
Kenneth Starr’s—-Camp Catchacrookee
Louis Farakahn’s—Camp Killawhitey
O.J. Simpson’s —-Camp Killachickee
Michael Jackson’s-Camp Grabbakiddie
President Clinton’s-Camp Getahoochie
Ellen Degeneras’s— Camp Lickacoochie

And The number 1 camp not to send your kid to:

Monica Lewinsky’s —- Camp Suckaweewee

Similar Jokesscary beacha couple kids were going to the beach, and one of the kids said [...]

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 It was a little boy’s first day in school and the teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received.
When it was the new boy, Jimmy’s turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked [...]

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 One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, “…And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full [...]

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