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Loading ...An exasperated caller to a computer Tech support couldn’t get her new computer
to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her
what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, “I pushed and
pushed on” this foot pedal and nothing happened”. The ‘foot pedal’ turned out to
be the computer’s mouse.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his
computer had told him he was ‘bad and invalid’. The tech explained that the
computer’s ‘bad’ command and ‘invalid’ responses shouldn’t be taken personally.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Dear Consumas:
It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of the WINDOWS 2000/BROOKLYN
EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Broooklyn. If ya got one a
dese, you may need some help understandin’ da commands. Da
Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin’ screen. It reads:
“WINDAS 98,” wit a background picture of Grand Army [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A friend had a brilliant idea for saving disk space. He thought if he put all
his Microsoft Word documents into a tiny font they’d take up less room. When he
told me I was with another friend. She thought it was a good idea too.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After
40 minutes of trouble-shooting. The tech discovered the man was trying to fax a
piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the
‘Send’ key.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A technician advised a customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive
and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, put the receiver
next to the phone, crossed his room and closed the door to his room.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days
later. A letter arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the
floppies.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system
wouldn’t read word processing files from his old diskettes. The customer had
stuck labels on the diskettes. Then rolled them into his typewriter to type on
the labels.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...AST technical support had a called complaining that her mouse was hard to
control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the
mouse was packed in!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Compaq is considering changing the command ‘Press any key’ to ‘Press Enter
key’ because of the flood of calls asking where is the ‘Any’ key.
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