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Loading ...A six-year-old boy knocked on my door. He said that his baseball was in my garage and he wanted it back.
Upon opening the garage door, I saw a baseball and a broken window with a large hole in it.
“How do you suppose this ball got in here?” I asked the boy.
He took one look at [...]
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...Little brother: What do I do now?
Big brother: Throw the toilet paper in the toilet.
Little brother: Like this?
Big brother: Yeah.
Little brother: Now what?
Big brother: Hit “ENTER.”
Little brother: “ENTER”?
Big brother: I mean, “flush.”
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(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...Father, Mother and their 3 sons, John, Mike, and Steve are talking around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes up.
The Father says, “John has my eyes, Mike has my creativity, and Steve has my intelligence.”
Steve responds, “Daddy, what’s intelligence?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Nearly eight months pregnant, my hand on my aching back, I stood
in line at the post office for what seemed like an eternity.
“Honey,” said a woman behind me, “I had back pain during
my pregnancy. I was bedridden for four months because my
baby was sitting on a nerve.”
The man in front of me piped up, “You’d [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A seven-year-old arrived at school one morning after being absent the day before. His teacher asked, “Why weren’t you at school yesterday?”
“Well, my Granddad got burnt,” he explained.
“Oh dear. He wasn’t too badly hurt was he?” the teacher replied.
“Oh yes, they don’t mess around at those crematoriums!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...mother sent brothers Billy and Bobby out to play while she prepared dinner. They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen excitedly saying, “Mommie, Bobby broke a window in Mrs. Allen’s house!”
“He’s a bad boy,” his mother said. “How did he break it?”
“I threw a stone at [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three mischievous boys went to the zoo.
They decided to visit the elephant cage, but soon enough, they were picked up by security for causing a commotion.
The officer took them to the security office for questioning.
The supervisor in charge asked them to give their names and tell what they were doing at the elephant cage.
The first [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into heaven?”
The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For heaven’s sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!’”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. What do you have when you see thirty rabbits in a row, and they are all marching backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
A. The outside.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young boy hugged his paternal grandmother when she arrived for a visit, and said, “I’m sure glad that you are here, because now momma can do that trick she talks about!”
“What trick is that? asked the grandmother.
“She’s been telling daddy that if you come here she’ll climb the walls!”
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