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Loading ...There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion. She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr. Chang.
She asked Dr. Chang, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Seated next to a blowhard at a United Nations dinner was an Oriental man dressed in the robes of one of the Far Eastern countries. The blowhard, attempting to make conversation, leaned over and said, “You like soupee?”
The Oriental fellow nodded his head. “You like steakee?”
The Oriental nodded again. As it turned out, the guest [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and –WHACK!– knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The big guy says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.”
The little guy thinks “GEEZ,” but he gets [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...American President: We’ve been in the moon before, and now we will going to explore the planet Mars.
Japanese President: We will go to the Nep
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Your dad is some sort of engineer
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You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they’re still lecturing
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1. You love to go to $1.75 movies.
2. You love to go to $1.50 movies even more!
3. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.
4. You turn bright red after drinking 2 tablespoons of beer.
5. You can get a buzz on Coors Cutter, O’douls, or Miller Sharps.
6. You look like you are 18.
7. You [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three monks decided to practice meditation together. They sat by the side of a lake and closed their eyes in concentration. Then suddenly, the first one stood up and said, “I forgot my mat.” He steeped miraculously onto the water in front of him and walked across the lake to their hut on the other [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...In an U.N meeting regarding world food reservation, all of the sudden, the U.S delegate turned to the Korean and said: ?Please stop eating dogs.?
The Korean replied: ?Please ask the Indian to eat beef then we will stop eating dogs.?
The U.S shook his head and turned to the Japanese: ?Please stop eating whale?.
The Japanese replied: [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There are three major races in Malaysia. They are the Malay, Chinese and Indian. The Malay has the political power and so they set up the party UMNO which literally means “U Must Not Object”.
While the Chinese controlled the economy and they called their party MCA which means “Money Conquered All”.
Lastly, the Indian who has [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two peasants got into an argument over which is more important to the world: the sun or the moon. They put the problem to their village council. The elders deliberated over the question for many hours before they pronounced in favor of the moon in sound logic:
“If there was no moon we would not be [...]
