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Loading ...Three hungry Korean guys walk into a restaurant and sit down. One of them reads a sign, translates to the others, and then they whip down their pants and all start to whack off furiously.
The waitress comes up and asks, “What the hell are you perverts doing?”
They reply, “The sign said, first come first served!!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Practical English for Travellers Some ‘genuine’ translations from around the world…
Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
Hotel notice, Tokyo: IS FORBIDDEN TO STEAL HOTEL TOWELS PLEASE. IF YOU ARE NOT A PERSON TO DO SUCH A THING IS PLEASE NOT TO READ NOTIS.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen.
He asked her about it.
“This is the Klopman diamond,” she said.
“It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.”
“What’s the curse?” the man asked.
“Mr. Klopman.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An old man and his wife were listening to their favorite radio evangelist, who promised, “With God’s incredible powers behind me, I can heal anything! Place one hand on the radio and the other on that which you want healed, and IT SHALL BE HEALED!”
The old woman put one hand on the radio and the [...]
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Little Johnny’s 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet.
“Johnny,” she says, “what comes after ‘O’?”
Johnny says, “God, I’m coming!!”
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In a hushed voice…Harry’s ExamA first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bobby’s class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Bobby to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Bobby stood and thought, then said, “Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful.”
“Why thank you, Bobby,” the teacher said, blushing. “But what is the direct object?”
“A good report card next month,” he replied.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I’ve learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel.
One day I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for 30 minutes. When the first student completed his time, I asked him to change places with one [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...During a museum tour, the guide explains, “Here you can see the beautiful statue of Athena…”
“Excuse me, madam,” the old professor interjects. “Who is that man behind her? Is he her husband?”
“No, Athena wasn’t married,” said the tour guide. “She was the goddess of wisdom.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man was in his front yard mowing grass when an attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and [...]
