An old man and his wife were listening to their favorite radio evangelist, who promised, “With God’s incredible powers behind me, I can heal anything! Place one hand on the radio and the other on that which you want healed, and IT SHALL BE HEALED!” The old woman put one hand on the radio and [...]

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Little Johnny’s 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. “Johnny,” she says, “what comes after ‘O’?” Johnny says, “God, I’m coming!!”   Similar JokesA BLONDE JOKEA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice…Big boobs in 3rd grade There is a blonde, a [...]

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Bobby’s class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Bobby to recite a sentence with a direct object. Bobby stood and thought, then said, “Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful.” “Why thank you, Bobby,” the teacher said, blushing. “But what is the direct object?” “A good report card next month,” he replied. [...]

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