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Loading ...A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon. When the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex schedule to their work schedule. So every day the husband would get home at 5 o’clock, and every day they would go to bed at 5:15. In the […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him … BUMP… ….BUMP… ….BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day, a man went to the doctor because he was getting a burning sensation every time that he pooped. The doctor told him that in order to get rid of it, he would need to clean out his colon once a week for the next month. He gave the man a cleaning rod and […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, “You aren’t that good in bed either!”
By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. […]
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...Patient: Doc, will I be able to read with these glasses?
Doc: You sure will.
Patient: That’s great! I never could read before.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge.
The Doctor said, “Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table.”
She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her private parts.
After a couple of minutes he asked, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An Irish surgeon who had couched a cataract and restored the sight of a poor woman in Dublin, observed in her case what he deemed a phenomenon in optics; on which he called together his professional brethren, declaring himself unequal to the solution.
He stated to them that the sight of his patient was so perfectly […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I have a problem with my dick!”
The lady at the counter says, “Sir, we do not say words like that at the doctors office! Now leave and come back and replace “Dick” with some other body part like “Ear.”
The man does as he’s told and comes […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies.
When they get to the movie theatre, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches.
The doctors just sit down, but the patient […]
