Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck… it’s probably a duck,” shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.
The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through [...]

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy asks the doctor, ‘’What do you think is wrong with me?’’
The doctor replied,’ I can clearly see you’re nuts.’’
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A very old couple wanted to have children, so they went to their doctor and told him their problem. The doctor gave the couple a tiny jar and told them to fill it up. About a week later, the couple came back.
“I tried with my right hand until it gave out, and I tried with [...]

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Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ‘’She’s out of control!’’ the first doctor says. ‘’She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!’’
‘’That’s nothing,’’ said the second doctor, [...]

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There was a husband and a wife. The husband was very sick, so the wife took him to the hospital and the doctor checked him out. Then the doctor asked the wife to come into his office so they could talk about what was wrong with her husband.
He explained that, if she wanted her husband [...]

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One guy had three balls, so he went to the doctor. He was too shy to tell the
doctor his story so he told him, “Let’s just say me and you together have 5
balls in total.”
So the doctor replied, “What! You’ve got four!?”
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Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of
carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The
next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in
sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The
next morning, the rabbits [...]

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An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come
in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, “You’d better sit down. It’s
pretty bad.”
The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, “What is it doc? Don’t hold
back — just give it to me straight.”
“Well,” says the doctor, [...]

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A man lying on a stretcher in the emergency room asks the doctor if he’ll be
okay. The doctor turns to him and says, “Well, there is good and bad news.”
“Tell me the bad news” says the man.
“Well,” says the doctor, “the bad news is that we are going to half to cut
both your legs off.”
“Oh [...]

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A man notices a peculiar rash on his chest. The rash continues to get worse
and worse, so the man decides to see a doctor. He goes in to the clinic where
the staff runs a battery of tests. After several minutes, the doctor comes back
in the room and says, “Sir, I’ve got good news and bad [...]

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