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Loading ... A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?”
“Ten,” she replied.
“What are their names?” he asked.
“David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David,” she answered.
“They’re all named David?” he asked “What if you want them to come in from [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, “chickens.”
“Chickens, eh?” says one guy. “Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?”
“Heck,” says the guy with the bag, “iffin you guess right, I’ll give you both of ‘em.”
The other scratches his [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... You might be a redneck if…You decorate your Christmas tree with beer caps.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... You know your a redneck when… you have your family reunion at the Talladega 500.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... 1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A redneck and a Frenchman were caught in Kentucky for making and selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of the Ohio Bridge. They tied the rope around the Frenchman’s neck and said, “Do you have any last words?”
He said, “No.”
They threw him off the bridge, but the rope was [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“Hello, is this the FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Dear Mull,
I am rightin’ this here letter slow as I know ya cain’t read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don’t have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Picture yourself in the middle of the Boonies with no water. What do you do? You reach in your back pocket and pull out a packet of powdered water. Yes, powdered water. Just add water and your powdered water becomes crystal clear drinking water. Only $29.95. Makes a great gift.
What if one night the power [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A major network is planning the show “Survivor 2″ this winter. In response, Texas is planning “Survivor, Texas Style.” The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. [...]
