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Loading ...Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The reason so few women are politicians is that it’s too much trouble to put
makeup on two faces.
Similar JokesLying PoliticiansA bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the …Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, “Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000.”
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They just sit there in the dark and complain.
Similar JokesQ: How many internet mail list [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...INTERNET woman:
Woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman:
She is not worth for anything, but at least [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
WIFE: “In the pool.”
Similar JokesTake the carburetorIf your wife ever says, “Take the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They
don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill.
I think we can. All the general has to do is
walk over to the women and say, “You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. FAT CLOTHES.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Feminists are protesting the designation, “mad cow disease,” arguing that if a cow becomes mad it is because of something the bull said or did.
Similar JokesAcquired Paint Shop Pro SyndromeThe Centre for Disease Control in Atlanta today announced the identification of a new disease.
Te…Ed ZacharyA woman was very distraught at the fact that she
had not [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a mangets up from his seat.
She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, [...]
