We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, “You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat [...]

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10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. FAT CLOTHES. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a [...]

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Feminists are protesting the designation, “mad cow disease,” arguing that if a cow becomes mad it is because of something the bull said or did. Similar JokesAcquired Paint Shop Pro SyndromeThe Centre for Disease Control in Atlanta today announced the identification of a new disease. Te…Mad Cow Disease There were these two cows, chatting over [...]

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