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Loading ...A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.
The pharmacist says, “Here’s a pill for English literature.”
The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!
“What else [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college class.
The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and said, “Why are you wearing a football jersey?”
She replied, “Why, I bought it and own it, why shouldn’t I wear it?”
He said, “You’re not supposed to wear it unless you’ve made [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Tennessee graduate and a Bama graduate decided to rob a bank together. The Bama man plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the UT guy extensively.
The robbery begins. The Bama man drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the Vol, “I want to make absolutely sure [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Auburn University has announced that they will be offering season tickets to attend the trials of their football players since most of them have cases pending before the Lee County Circuit Court.
This package may be purchased in conjunction with regular season tickets to football games. Limited seating is available in the Lee County Courthouse so [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
“What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked.
“That is the talking clock,” the man replied.
“How’s it work?” the friend asked.
“Watch,” the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Wouldn’t it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you’d better keep your mouth shut. I knew I’d get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...(To the tune of Battle Hymn Of The Republic)
Mine eyes have seen the horror
Of the ending of the term
It has poisoned all my spirits
Like an apple with a worm
It’s infected all my freedom
Like an ugly cancer germ
The truth shall soon be known.
Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
Failure and humiliation,
Failure, failure, academia,
The truth shall soon be known.
I have [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, “Sure, sweetie. I’ll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?”
“Uhh, oh [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...CAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, “cafe” meaning place to eat and “teria” meaning to wretch.
MAJOR: Area of study that no longer interest you.
STUDENT ATHLETE: See “contradiction in terms.”
GRADE: Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment.
SUMMER SCHOOL: A viable alternative to a summer job.
QUARTER: The most [...]
