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Loading ...I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women
differ so much. And, I never have figured out why men think with
their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured
out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil,
when it hears the words “I [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM)
and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark
and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A not necessarily well prepared student sat in his
life science classroom, staring at a question on the
final exam paper.
The question directed: “Give four advantages of
breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to
scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.
The pharmacist says, “Here’s a pill for English literature.”
The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!
“What else [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college class.
The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and said, “Why are you wearing a football jersey?”
She replied, “Why, I bought it and own it, why shouldn’t I wear it?”
He said, “You’re not supposed to wear it unless you’ve made [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Tennessee graduate and a Bama graduate decided to rob a bank together. The Bama man plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the UT guy extensively.
The robbery begins. The Bama man drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the Vol, “I want to make absolutely sure [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Auburn University has announced that they will be offering season tickets to attend the trials of their football players since most of them have cases pending before the Lee County Circuit Court.
This package may be purchased in conjunction with regular season tickets to football games. Limited seating is available in the Lee County Courthouse so [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
“What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked.
“That is the talking clock,” the man replied.
“How’s it work?” the friend asked.
“Watch,” the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Wouldn’t it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you’d better keep your mouth shut. I knew I’d get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...(To the tune of Battle Hymn Of The Republic)
Mine eyes have seen the horror
Of the ending of the term
It has poisoned all my spirits
Like an apple with a worm
It’s infected all my freedom
Like an ugly cancer germ
The truth shall soon be known.
Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
Failure and humiliation,
Failure, failure, academia,
The truth shall soon be known.
I have [...]
