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Loading ...Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands.
Dear China,
We’re sorry you don’t train your fighter pilots better. As [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said,
“Let’s hide in that barn, they’ll never find us.”
So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down.
The next morning, the cops said, “Come out with your hands in [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of Polish vodka. As the bartender slides the drink to the patron, a man sitting next to him remarks, “That’s a coincidence, I, too, am enjoying a Polish vodka. Since
I arrived from the old country, this is the only bar in which I have found [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle.
His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he
acts.
She said, “Well Johnny, it isn’t Christmas and we don’t have the money to
just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don’t you write a
letter to Jesus and pray [...]
