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Loading ...During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals. The big animals were crushing small animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.
At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: “Time stands still when I look into your eyes.”
The girl was very flattered.
What the boy had really meant was, “You have a face that would stop a clock.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, “What in the world happened to you, buddy?”
The guy says “Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore.”
“Yeah?” asks the bartender. “What did she [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Subject: Police Department Organization.
Date: Tue, 5 Oct 1999 17:59:37 EDT
From: Nrsgis1@aol.com
A Police Department is like a tree full of monkeys, All on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up [...]
