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Loading ...The girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”
“What is it, child?”
“Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.”
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl and said, “My dear, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,”Mother of Six ” in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Get em Fido!!
Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, “Darn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them.”
George replied, “We don’t have [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.
Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
“Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.
Now, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.
About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. “What time does the bar open?” he asks.
“Same time as before - [...]
