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Loading ...A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, “I’ll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.”
The dog replies, “Hey, I’m tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink.”
The bartender says, “Oh, no, not another ventriloquist [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for
a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!”
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.
“What are you doing, Pierre?” says [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, “How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?”
“No,” replied the nervous immigrant.
“Did [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire.
There is always a way.
The easy way is always mined.
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
Professionals are predictable, it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When you’re [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...TWO GUYS ARE DRIVING DOWN A MISSISSIPPI ROAD AND ARE PULLED OVER BY A POLICE OFFICER. THE OFFICER WALKS UP TO THE VEHICLE AND INSTRUCTS THE DRIVER TO ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW. WHEN THE DRIVER ROLLS DOWN THE WINDOW HE GETS A RAP ON THE HEAD WITH THE OFFICER’S STICK. THE DRIVER SAYS: “WHAT’S THAT [...]
