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Loading ...A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, “Single, are you?”
The woman smiles sweetly and [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced “The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What do whales like to chew?
A: Blubber gum!
Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: DAM
Similar JokesName That Animal, KidsA first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up
a picture of a cat. “…Name GameA first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, “COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He enters and sits down.
The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells kind [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside.Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his [...]
