1. The doctor because he says, “Take off your clothes”
2. The dentist because he says, “Open Wide”
3. The hairdresser because he says, “Do you want it teased or blown”
4. The milkman because he says, “Do you want it in the front or in back?”
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, “Once you have it all [...]

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Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water.
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
A2: Start backing up and waving the detector in front of you.
Q: Why [...]

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It’s wise to remember how easily email — this wonderful technology — can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. [...]

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