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Loading ...Billy Bob’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars.”
“Why does that parrot cost so much?” the man wondered.
The owner replied, “Well, it knows how to use a computer.”
The man asked about the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, “So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?”
Without a thought, the blonde replied, “Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.”
The barman says “Wow! You must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks.
When [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Top Ten Ways to Tell if Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Dog:
10. There’s potpourri hanging from your pooch’s collar.
9. The dog’s nails have been trimmed with pinking shears.
8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.
6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water [...]
