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Loading ...You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…..
* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with ya’ll.”
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?” The first blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day, an American was touring Spain. After his day’s sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?”
The waiter [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, “How’s my driving- call 1-800-***-****.
6. Everyone’s head [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a cop if . . .
. . . you have the bladder capacity of five people
. . . you believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm
. . . your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change
. . . you call for a criminal check [...]
