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Loading ...Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”
The second woman says “Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!”
To which the first replies, “Whoa I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you’d least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.
The blonde came [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I’ll do anything you want for 50 bucks.”He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five’s, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the [...]
