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Loading ...What is the difference between baseball player and a lawyer?
If a baseball player is caught stealing, he’s out!
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From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy hears a knock at his door. When he answers it, there’s nobody there, but there’s a snail on the welcome mat. Frustrated, the guy picks up the snail and hurls it into the street.
Five years go by, and there’s another knock at the door. The man answers it, and again there’s no one [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...If Life Were Like A Computer:
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.
You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!
You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.
You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.
You could click on “find” [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy goes online looking for brains. He sees a red head brain for $2,000, a brunette brain for $1,000, and a blonde brain for $6,000.
The guy asks his friend why the blonde brain is so much and his friend said, “Because it’s never been used.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A dude gets into a taxi after a long night at the bars and halfway home decides he needs some fast food. He taps the driver on the shoulder and suddenly the driver SCREAMS!! –swerves across the road and jumps the sidewalk stopping just short of a cement barrier.
Then driver turns around and says “Don’t [...]
