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Loading ...After a party one evening, Doug and Grace were going home. Doug had a few drinks and did not want Grace to drive. About one mile down the road, Doug was pulled over by the police. Doug tells Grace, “Don’t say one word. I’ll do all the talking.” The officer walks up to the car [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was this man who won a contest and got one free ticket to the Superbowl. He was so happy, but when he got to the stadium and found his seat he was somewhat disappointed. His ticket was for the last row, and it was WAY up there. He couldn’t see the game, so he began [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:
This fire help. Me Groog
Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.
You have flint and stone?
Ugh
You hit them together?
Ugh
What happen?
Fire not work
(sigh) Make spark?
No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.
*sigh* You change rock?
I [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A women desperately looking for work goes into Erwin. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hums and haws and finally says he does have a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s been a little TOO well endowed, shall we say.? In fact, it’s 25 inches long.? Can’t get any women to have sex with him.? No men either, one would think.? Anyway, the doctor says there’s nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a [...]
