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Loading ...A boy is taken from his home because of physical abuse. After being in the orphanage for a few weeks, he tells a social worker that he wants to leave. The social worker asks him, “Well, do you want to go back and live with your father again?”
“No,” replies the boy. “He beats me.”
The social [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There were two rednecks speeding down a dirt road in Alabama when they were pulled over by a local Sheriff. As the Sheriff approached, the driver rolled down his window. The Sheriff asked,”You got any ID?”. The driver replied “‘Bout what?”
Similar JokesWhy Are Rednecks So Stupid?
Why are rednecks so stupid?
Because when God was making [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Even if you aren’t a skier, you’ll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written in this account by a New Orleans paper:
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockels of anybody’s heart. Conditions were perfect, 12 below, no [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by and respectively. Well, how about some “asscons”?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde wanted to go ice fishing; so, after reading many books on the subject and gathering all of the necessary equipment, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy foot stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, as if from the sky, a voice boomed out, HEY, [...]
