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Loading ...Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Another “ping,”
Are you listenin’?
The puter screen,
Is a glistenin’.
With icons so bright,
They light up the night,
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
Gone away,
Are the hall talks.
Here to stay,
Is the IN-BOX.
Flagged “urgent, please read!”,
And “answer with speed!”.
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
In the morning e-mails start to add up.
No lunch today cause messages abound.
Just click away and hope the server [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I don’t wanna do the dishes
I don’t wanna do the wash
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!
I don’t wanna rattle pots
I don’t wanna rattle pans
I see the mail light flashin’
I wanna chat with friends!
Oh the tables need some dustin’
and the floor could sure be mopped
But I know if I get started
there’ll [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...CAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, “cafe” meaning place to eat and “teria” meaning to wretch.
MAJOR: Area of study that no longer interest you.
STUDENT ATHLETE: See “contradiction in terms.”
GRADE: Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment.
SUMMER SCHOOL: A viable alternative to a summer job.
QUARTER: The most coveted form of currency on campus.
HUNGER: [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...DOS Beer:
Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz can, but now comes in a 16-oz can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2-oz each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the blond get so excited after he finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box, it said “From 2-4 years.”
Similar JokesBlonde PuzzleQ: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?A: Becaus…Tricky PuzzelOne morning this blonde calls her friend and says [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I would not have submited any of these jokes because they are not very funny but I have seen some bad ones about:
For this joke you have to know that the English emergancy services number is 999 although you can say the same about 911
Citizen: Officer, I am going to make a complaint, what is [...]
