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Loading ...WOMEN’S ATTIRE
Up North: Chapstick in their back pocket and a $20 bill in their front pocket.
Down South: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, powder, mascara (waterproof), concealer, and a bottle Perrier. Wallet not necessary-that’s what dates are for.
STADIUM SIZE
Up north: College football stadiums hold 20,000.
Down south: High school football stadiums hold 20,000
NAMES
Up North: Doug Flutie
Down [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap…
One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked.
After making great love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...In the early 1930’s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
“$10 for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.””Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.”
“Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?”
“Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me . . . Good job!”
“Excuse me . . . is ’stick-up’ hyphenated?”
“I thought you had to [...]
