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Loading ...What do lawyers use for birth control? * Their personalities. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? * A tick falls off of you when you die. Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? * To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?”
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde had a near death experience recently when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One time little Johnny woke up one morning and saw his mom jumping up and down on his dad.
He asked,”Mommy why are you jumping on Daddy?”
The mom replied slyly, “Well daddy is getting fat so I am trying to deflate him.”
Johnny said, “Ohhh! Well you’re wasting your time. After you leave for work, the big-boobied [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a patron stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The guy then fell onto the front seat, pulled [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. known as:
“Millennia Year Application Software System” (MYASS).
Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to [...]
