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Loading ...The 10 Commandments of Email
Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.
Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sendest it.
Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.
Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.
Thou shalt not curse, flame, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.
“Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.”
“Very good,” conceded the other, “but when my company presented arms you’d just hear slap, slap, jingle.”
“What was the jingle?” asked the first. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.
The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane.
She read books [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks “How much?”
The bartender says, “For you, no charge.”
Similar JokesA neutron at a barA neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
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