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Loading ...Monday:
It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tuesday:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress.
What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
Wednesday:
A good [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.
Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube, Was triply-redundant, linked to the Blue Cube, And ELINT and AWACS gave coverage so dense [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!”
Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!”
“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”, says another, flicking his tail.
At [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…”
Pilot - “Folks, we have reached our [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks the golf club.
“You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.
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