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Loading ...Things to Remember During a War
1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.
2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.
4. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.
5. No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
6. Remember: your aircraft was made [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?”
“The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the Flight Attendant, “and it took us a while to find [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...MARRIAGE is a great institution. I’m just not ready for an institution.
MARRIAGE is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
MARRIAGE is not a word; it is a sentence.
MARRIAGE is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second MARRIAGE is the triumph of hope over experience.
MARRIAGE is when a man and woman become as one; [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...To turn the blinker off.
What does a blond say when you ask him if the blinker is on?
It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.
What happens when a blond gets Alzheimer’s disease?
His I.Q. goes up!
What did the blond get on his I.Q. test?
Drool.
What do you call a blond golfer with an [...]
