Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, “Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get [...]

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Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist!
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And God created woman.
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts.
And it was good.
And God asked woman what she would like changed about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.
She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless [...]

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A blonde buys a puzzle and takes it home. After an hour she has none of it together, so she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. She says ” I just bought this puzzle, but i can’t find any of the edges and none of the pieces fit together”. He asks her what is the [...]

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John’s dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.
John enthusiastically announced that he’d gotten a part. “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”
“That’s great, son. [...]

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