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Loading ...Thine eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,
I long to have thy software in my hands.
And when you send a GIF for me to run,
I feel a sudden twitch within my glands.
How sweet our cybersex in private rooms,
You type of lust and send it over the Net.
How sad it seems when my love’s signoff […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The blonde was being interviewed for a rather high level executive position in the ad agency. Finally, the interviewer concluded with, “I like your style, I think you’ll do fine. All we ask is that you put out.”
“Errr, Sir.” she said, somewhat taken aback, “Are you referring to work or sex?”
“Well,” he replied, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...It’s just before the England vs Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
What’s up?” he asks.
“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only England They’re shite and we can’t be bothered.”
Ronaldinho looks at […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How do you know the Toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
Because it would have been named a Teethbrush if someone else had.
Similar JokesArkansas ToothbrushHow do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?If it was invented by anyone else they…ToothbrushDid you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
If it had been anywhere […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...On the phone with a programmer friend of mine recently, I noticed a couple of times he said complimentary things about Microsoft. I didn’t understand why until he mentioned, later in the call, that he’d been taking some Microsoft technical classes recently.
A few minutes later he again said something nice about Microsoft and I asked, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, “That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord’s cricket ground. “How’s it going?” he asked. “Fine,” came the answer,”We’ve got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.”
In a calmer moment, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, “My Doberman here killed her.”
“Gee…That’s terrible,” commiserated the spectator. “But… Hmmmm… Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?”
The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was this redneck that walked into a bar and ordered a beer. While he was waiting on his drink he noticed a jar of money sitting on the counter. When the bartender came back the redneck asked the bartender about the money.
The bartender replied, “Well, this money is for the goat we have outside.” […]
