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Loading ...1. The doctor because he says, “Take off your clothes”
2. The dentist because he says, “Open Wide”
3. The hairdresser because he says, “Do you want it teased or blown”
4. The milkman because he says, “Do you want it in the front or in back?”
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, “Once you have it all [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term:
“Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.”
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention-the assembly line for the automobile-changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.”
Ford thinks about it and says, “I wanna hang out with [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two blonde pilots are trying to land an airplane. They start descending and as they touch the ground the one blonde screams to the other blonde, “Bambi, pull up, the runaway is ending!” She swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man, visiting San Francisco, noticed a musty curio shop, which seemed to be forgotten by time. It seemed very out of place in the busy city. The man’s curiosity was piqued, and he entered the shop. The store didn’t seem to have much traffic, and the shelves were full of dusty, but interesting items. [...]
