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Loading ...A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. Pastor said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” My friend said, “I’m already [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A recently arrived immigrant was sitting at his home - terrified after watching going to his first game of footy.
His mate came in and saw how scared he was and asked what was wrong.
“I am not ever going back to the Melbourne Cricket Ground again!” the new arrival said.
“After the game I saw thousands of [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Become a programmer and never see the world!
ROM wasn’t built in a day.
Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE! - HAL9000
How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
When patterns are broken - new worlds can emerge.
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
I want my data back, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. “Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?” she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, “Darlin’, yew know what yew haf t’do if’n yew wants to borrer th’ truck.” “But Pa! Ah haf t’go naow!” the white [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his [...]
