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Loading ...“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” (Bill Gates, 1981)
“A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices”
“All my hidden skills are undiscovered.” - Clinton
“Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?”
“But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!”
“DOS=HIGH” Hmm, I knew it was on something…
“Good morning!” is an opinion, not a greeting.
“Graphic Artist [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Richmond footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, “I’ve decided to become a Tiger supporter and I would like this for Christmas”. His sister, outraged by this, promptly [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, “Let’s watch the registration table to see if there’s a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in.”
Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, “Angus MacPherson. Scotland. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband’s ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.
For 50 years Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old and dying.
One day when he was [...]
