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Loading ...A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.”
The monkey looked up at the officer [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...… TV ratings for the World Series were low in 2004. It was reported that both rating and share were half of what they were the last time the Mets played.
Why, you ask?
Who wants to watch New York playing with itself?
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There are three blondes washed up on an island.
Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent.
Instantly, she is turned Into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “Officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”
“No explanation needed!” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I have to tell you something.” The man tried again.
“Just keep [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years. The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last [...]
