One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend [...]

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In the 1970s, two dedicated Yorkshiremen were at the match.One discovered that he’d left his wallet at home and friend offered to go back for it. He returned pale and shaken.
‘I’ve got bad news for thee, Bob. Your wife’s run off and left thee, and your house ‘as burned to the ground!’
‘I’ve got worse news [...]

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For months Bill had been Lynn’s devoted admirer. At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentous
question.
“There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor,” Bill began, “but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being, a being who will regard one as perfect, [...]

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A man is driving his car on the motorway when suddenly he sees a police car loom up behind him in his mirror. He immediately puts his foot down, reaching 60 mph, then 90 mph then finally 120 mph! Finally the police car catches up with him and he is forced to pull over.
Officer: “Didn’t [...]

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Your yard has been proposed as a new landfill site.
Your kid’s birth announcements include the phrase “rug rat.”
Your pocket knife has ever been referred to as “Exhibit A.”
Your sister has a “Soldier of Fortune” subscription.
Your wife is sister and your daughter
You’ve ever stood in line more than 1 hour to get your picture taken with [...]

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