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Loading ...A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are about to be electrocuted. The guard allows each of them to say one thing before they go into the electric chair. The brunette is first and says, “God, please spare me,” and she is spared. The redhead is next and says, “Please, let me live,” and she [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The village teams were ready to begin their match but discovered that they were without an umpire.
They decided that they would use a member of the crowd even though he knew nothing of the rules.
When he was dressed in his white coat and hat, he went up to the captain of the home side. “What [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Notes From An Inexperienced Chilli Taster Named FRANK
Recently I was honoured to be selected as an Outstanding Famous Celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chilli cook-off because no-one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (no)
Turn on [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...…you think a ‘cursor’ is someone who swears a lot.
…you think a computer hacker carries an axe.
…you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
…you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
…you think cur is a breed of dog.
…you think mud rasslin’ should be an Olympic sport.
…you think people that send out [...]
