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Loading ...Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at thesky and tell me what you see”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isn’t fully convinced, but the store manager comes along and closes the deal. On his way home, he puts on his new x-ray glasses and can’t believe his eyes. He sees everyone in the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...As a golfer teed up at precisely his reserved time, he was tapped on the shoulder. The intruder handed him a note which read, ‘I am deaf and mute. Please let me play through.’
‘This is MY tee-off time,’ the golfer bellowed, shaking his head vigorously. ‘Your handicap doesn’t entitle you to play through!’ Then he [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess. I didn’t go shopping. All the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.”
“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor fool’s thinking [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck if…
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.
In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
You’ve ever [...]
