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Loading ...An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.
The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, “For HEAVENS SAKE, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the GUNS!”
At 4 A.M. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde and a redhead were on an airplane when the engine blew and they were heading into a crash. Looking around inside the plane, they could only find one parachute and a flashlight. The redhead quickly grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blonde, “Ok, this is a magic flashlight. I’ll [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy.
“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went.”
“But you are already 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”
“But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore”, protested Jack.
“But [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits he is lost
Why when a man becomes married is he
unable to find his own socks.
How many times will it take ’til he knows
he has seen the three stooges enough
The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend
The answer, I cannot comprehend
How many shows can a man surf [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck if…
Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire…on her house
The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there is a [...]
