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Loading ... The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blond was shopping at K-Mart and came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it over to the
clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, “why, that’s a thermos….
it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
“Wow,” said the blond, “that’s amazing….I’m going [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him couldn’t help but notice the large [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...15) Degree on the wall reads “Doctor of Swingology.”
14) Keeps repeating, “If you can’t change course, you must divorce.”
13) “I’m afraid there’s not much you can do with a penis that small.”
12) Her latest book: “Women Are From Venus, Men Are Lyin’ Bastards”
11) “Just shut up and screw” doesn’t seem like very good advice.
10) After [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck if…
Smith and Wesson attended your wedding without an invitation and there was nothing you could do about it.
When you hear someone talking about the king you don’t know whether they’re talking about Elvis or Richard Petty.
You complain about the ban on assault weapons because it make half your guns illegal.
You [...]
