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Loading ...Word processors never display a cursor, but will always say: ENTER PASSWORD NOW.
You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.
All monitors display 2-inch high letters.
High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.
Those that don’t will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters “UFO” were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...* When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
* Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.
* Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it’s pathetic.
Men’s clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women’s clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We’ve never lusted [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck if…
Your biggest ambition in live is to “git that big ole coon.
The one what hangs ’round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn…”
Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
Your grandfather completely executes the “pull my finger” trick at the family reunion.
When you leave your house, you are followed [...]
